So, after long consideration, I feel the need to inflict my opinions onto the world. Therefore, using my clever alias (a.k.a. my middle name), we begin.
To whatever entity put this together:
1. It’s your fault if I regress. I had been fine for weeks and now there are more tears. You are sadistic.
2.This is really cool and thank you for putting it together.
(Source: katelynpossible)
Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
this is the best post in all of my existence
(Source: raggedywings)
Shut up. I needed a kitten stealing a pancake on my blog.
Honestly, if you don’t need a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog, it had better be because you already have a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog.
That’s not even a valid reason
this makes me so happy
I’ve reblogged this a couple times but even that is not a valid reason for not reblogging the awesomeness.
this is something my cat would do, he steals pizza too
(Source: prismspalette)
I have to go to Denny’s now.
holy shit
W-H-A-T is this. I must buy food from this place.
(Source: rocknrollercoaster)
The TARDIS is like a cat. A bit slow to trust, but you’ll get there in the end!
I was in love with the whole idea of TARDIS being a cat, so thought i’d do some sketching!
I have just ordered this mane hat for my cat and I have absolutely no regrets.
Obtaining one of these is my new main goal in life!
Lambert, Truman, Fiona and Irving Lively (by *lalalaurie)
Sometimes you just need a cuddlepile of kittens on your blog
Kittens! Kittens everywhere!
do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them
(Source: garlicbreadsticks)
i wish people courted like birds do
like if some guy fancied me he would dress up in bright colours and dance to get my attention
They used to do that, it was called “The 80s”.
Robin, what are you doing at this party?
So Robin, I know you’re Canadian, but that is Lex Luthor. You really do not want to get entangled in that web of crazy. (Case in point: while I was typin gthat, you got brutally murdered in a bed.)
“How’s your Latin?”
I don’t know Jason*cough*Jensen*cough*Dean. How IS your Latin?
- Smallville, Season 4, Episode 8
